Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Gift Giving

I am trying to understand the meaning of this quotation...Friendship is a two way street, at least I think so. I can accept the gift or reject it but how can I possibly give it to myself? I like me, most of the time, anyway. Therefore, I can be my own friend, but I think I would get tired of always talking to myself.
Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good, But never actually come close to reality?Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
.1. When you are sad -- I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you..
3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7. When you are sick -- Stay away from me until you are well Again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsiness....
9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end.
'Why?' you may ask; 'because you are my friend'.
Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, But only you can feel the true warmth.
Send this to your closest friends, Then get depressed because you can only think of a few.
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1 comment:

  1. Friendship is like "peeing"...LOL!! Gotta love ya, girl!

    Opps, just pee'd my pants...I feel the warmth.

    Blessings*

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